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Too cute to be sad

Happy birthday to meeee

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

gang0fwolves:

fuckboy: can you send me nudes? i promise i won’t leak them <3

girl: no i don’t really want to 

fuckboy: pleeease? i really won’t i swear, gorgeous. you can trust me 

- 10 desperate messages later -

girl: i guess…* sends nudes *

fuckboy: * leaks them *

fuckboy: well if you didn’t want them leaked you shouldn’t have sent them! smh hoes these days

Black people make everything look cool

weloveblackgirls:

howtobeterrell:

We even got white wanting to be discriminated against so they can say they experience racism

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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